So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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