You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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