Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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