did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
