Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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