What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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