Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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