if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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