only if we run a train.
done.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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