Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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