I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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