32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Found your dick twin last night
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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