Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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