It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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