He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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