Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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