I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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