I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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