this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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