Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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