He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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