Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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