How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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