Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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