when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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