I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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