It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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