can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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