I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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