My liver just broke up with me...
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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