May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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