I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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