champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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