So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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