My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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