i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
There are leaves in my underwear?
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