I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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