New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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