Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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