Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
well you can't waste a boner
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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