Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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