It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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