If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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