She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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