ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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