So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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