My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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