Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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