we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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