Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i was born a porn star she said
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
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That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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