i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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