Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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