lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just wanna soil my oats bro
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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