Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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