No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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